The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!