The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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black people

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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power to breathe

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!