The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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KeemStar

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to shit brix

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The power to catch em all

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!