The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to see through horses

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The power to die

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to piss lava.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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Death at will

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!