The power to have gravity.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!