The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to eat socks

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The ability to poop glue.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!