Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to die at will

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!