the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!