- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to die instantly

The power to swim on land.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to even

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to ignore useful information

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to get arrested

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

Pointless Super Powers