The power of having two left hands.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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Nothing

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!