The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to fly in space

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to die

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!