The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!