The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!