The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The Power to Power

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The power to kill you self.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!