To never remember what the word if means

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the ability to die on command

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!