The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to not be funny

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!