the power to be in AA.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!