the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to eat socks

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!