The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to think of food

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The power to die

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!