The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to think of food

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Nothing

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!