Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the ability to see through air

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to die

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!