- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the power to read your own mind

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to crap without pissing.

the power to misspell

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to make water expire.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers