The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to even

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power to misspell

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to see oxygen.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!