- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

i love to make shit brix

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

the power to jizz money

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to touch your toes

Vanilla scented blood

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to sneeze whenever you want

Pointless Super Powers