The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!