- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to bread toast!

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to touch your toes

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power of hindsight

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to not finish your....

the power to stop masturbating every day

Pointless Super Powers