The power to not finish your....

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!