The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!