- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

the power to time travel to the present

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

power to transform into a dick with legs

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to resurrect dead insects

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to think of food

the power to like justin beiber

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

Pointless Super Powers