power to permanently shrink one eye.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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power to fly when your underwater

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to die on command.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!