The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to think of food

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to die on the spot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!