the power to die on the spot

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to smell whore

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!