- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to survive at absolute zero

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to die

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to digest corn.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

Pointless Super Powers