- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to like this post

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to like Justin Bieber

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to pee any color

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to make money disappear.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to not have any power at all

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to be alone

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

Pointless Super Powers