The power to touch your toes

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!