- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

ability to run very fast forever

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to think oppositely

Pointless Super Powers