- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to touch your toes

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to look at Sun.

Pointless Super Powers