- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a snail

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to fly while masturbating.

the power to hovertate

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

Pointless Super Powers