The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to see stuff

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the power to control nothing

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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yo mama

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to die at will

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!