The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to become demented

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!