The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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Aweonao

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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To be able to summon old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!