The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to make everything worse

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!