- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn cake into pie

the power to do nothing

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to give the wrong directions

the power to get sick

The ability to control dairy products

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to poo.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

Pointless Super Powers