- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop existing.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to reed a platypus mind.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to be blind

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the ability to blow yourself

Pointless Super Powers