The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to create another human

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!