The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to die

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to be forever alone

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!