- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

the power to enter a coma.

open up pickles glass

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to be powerless

power to have no power at all

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to burn the sun.

the power to misspell

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

Pointless Super Powers