The power to think of food

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to jump face first

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to count to potato

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!