The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to think of food

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!