- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to die instantly

The power to swim on land.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to even

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to ignore useful information

The power to get arrested

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to only see glass.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to eat bread

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

Pointless Super Powers